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season 1!bottom!Sam (≧ω≦)
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The Two Crowns (detail), Sir Frank Dicksee, 1900. Oil on canvas.
[meg masters appreciation week l favorite quote(s)]
i’m a whole new level of freak. and i’m trying to take this curse, and make some good out of it. because i have to.
lil plot bunny where muse a and muse b newly become step siblings like rlly new but havE FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER AND HOOK UP AND STUFF WHEN THEIr PARENTS ARE OUT and be very secretive about their relationship pls pls
♥ you need help in school and i could use some extra credit au.
♥ i stumble drunk in your hotel room during a school trip au.
♥ i accidentally take your book au.
♥ i found you cryingin the toilets au.
♥ we were working on a project til late and they locked us in au.
♥ your friends made fun of me and you stood up for me au.
♥ my best friend took you to prom but you slept with me au.
♥ your dad’s the teacher and i have to submit a late assignment by delivering it to his house au.
♥ i confused your locker for mine au.
♥ you loved books and we endedup making out in the back of school’s library au.
♥ i thought you’re my girl and i pulled you in the janitor’s closet au
♥ we shared a cab to pay less au.
♥ they called your name at starbucks but i snatched your cup and wrote my number on it au.
♥ my wannabe indie rock band plays a gig and you’re drunk as fuck dancing in front of me au.
♥ you helped me cross the street cause i was carrying too many bags au.
♥ you didn’t pick up your dog’s poop and i felt the need to call you out on it au.
♥ we got stuck in the elevator au.
♥ i crashed your car while parking au.
♥ you dropped your wallet and i brought it to your house au.
♥ “keep it down when having sex” au.
♥ we came up on kiss cam during a giants game au.
♥ you almost got hit by a car and i pushed you away au.
♥ we got involved in a fight at a bar and had to spend the night sharing a cell au.♥ we kissed at a party and next day our parents told us they’re dating au.♥ you’re thirty years younger than my father but you’re dating him au.
If Lucifer needs consent to enter someone’s body then so do you.
Want to create more #SPNsexEd messages? Go for it! :)
CAN I JUST ADD THAT IT DOESN’T COUNT IF YOU GOT THE PERSON TO CONSENT TO SOMETHING BY TORTURING THEM?? CAN WE JUST BE CLEAR ABOUT THAT BECAUSE WHAT LUCIFER DID LITERALLY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH CONSENT AT ALL LIKE NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT AND CERTAINLY NOT ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT OKAY THANKS
If the Winter Soldier was responsible for the Kennedy assassination and Magneto tried to STOP the Kennedy assassination then that must mean somehow Magneto lost a fight to a guy wITH AN ENTirE ARm MADE OF METAL
We’re like the detectives from SVU, but instead of solving sex crimes we have delightful dinners with people.